YET MORE FOOTAGE FILLED WITH CRUSTMAS CHEER!!

Yo yo yo!! What's up sucka's?? Just dumping some footage here for your viewing displeasure. The first video is from our show with Trash Talk a few weeks ago, and the second is from a gig we did in Cardiff about a week later. Cheers to everyone who showed up, punched each other and crowd surfed around. Only later did I notice the 'no crowd surfing' shit being projected onto the back wall. Hah.

These guys were fucking ace; not only was their set solid as usual, but they were really sound guys to hang with. We've been in talks, and yes, a limited edition make believe 5" split WILL be issued, with 14 tracks on our side and an undisclosed number on theirs. The release date has yet to be announced, so for now we'll leave it TBMU (to be made up).

Yeah bitches!! Trash Talk!!

The Cardiff footage and the Bristol footage was taken by our brother in arms Amer Shihab!! Nice one man; he did the art work for our Blood God EP, and has always been mega supportive of all our shit. We are eternally in your debt.

Here is one of the first flyers that have appeared for our tour with SCD next year!! This is at the same venue as the Cardiff footage, so hopefully plenty of people will turn out again for more dissonance fueled chaos. Support are yet to be announced. The tour will run from the 22nd to the 27th of February.

Cheers then lads, and hope you had at least an average Christmas!! More news on tours for next year to be splurged all over the place soon (UK and otherwise)!!

Peace.

WE RETURN!!

S'up y'all? So, Italy was a SUCCESS!! Yes, loads of gigs got cancelled, but we ate mountains of pasta and made a shed load of money (one of those statements is a lie). Here are some videos!!

 

Enjoy these, and thanks to Sica and Francesco for filming, and Gio of Dickhead Records for helping us organise this shit!! It was fucking amazing!! Peace, H.

ITALY BITCHES!!

We're getting on a flight in like, well we're late now. Here's the poster!!

Check this out too!! http://dickheadrecords.wordpress.com/

Peace!! H.

OH SHIT!! AN UPDATE!!

So, assorted dick heads, it would seem I haven't updates this in FUCKING AGES. I can only apologise, but I won't. Fittingly enough, as I update this we are about to embark on another flight to Italy!! The last trip was amazing, even if Jamie sadly couldn't join us (or possibly because of this), and since losing our beloved Lukas 'Pun Lover' Archer, we have been doing many, many things. We have gigged with bands like Weekend Nachos, Kill the Client, Cliteater and Test, and more that I don't care to try and remember.

Here is the flyer from our 'PURIFYING THE HEATHEN MASSES OF EUROPE' tour that we did with Ingurgitate (RIP) and Prion. We had a sick time while we were away; thanks to everyone who supported us on the road!! We also had the displeasure of touring the fine UK again, so again thanks to everyone who came to the shows, bought our merch', and all that kind of related crap.

We also gigged in France at LOCHES EN GRIND 3 which was awesome, but I'll talk more about that crap later as I'll stick some footage and crap up as well. Watch out for the new Italian tour poster too!!

Peace, fags!! H.

FLYING OUT TOMORROW!!

Yeah so, soon enough we'll be flying out to Italy again to play our second gig there, this time a festival of some description. We'll check it out once we're there and report back; Gio from Dickhead Records sorted us out with everything out there, so check out their shit and send the guy horrific, explicit internet links. He's a fucking legend, and hopefully everyone else out there will be into us too.

Sadly Jamie can't make this show, which obviously is a pain in our collective balls, but either way it'll be a cool gig and we'll set up other shows there which I'm sure he'll be able to attend. What IS COOL, is that he's set us up with a Big Cartel jobber, so you can order anything we're selling online now, as well as ordering the shit from the labels directly (though I'd advise you use them first and foremost, as unlike us they're not shooting off out of the UK hah). Here's the link anyway:

http://mercilessprecision.bigcartel.com/

The M.A.C of Mad gig was totally awesome as well; thanks to everyone who showed up, danced about and commited random acts of violence, and BBYB were sound as well. Fuck you Andy, you flaking son of a whore for no showing the gig (which was why Bumsick didn't play), but cheers to Crainiation for opening and getting things off to a safe start. 'Teo, you did a wicked job promoting that gig with us; we will think of your soft, Italian hair while we are away. We shifted a load of the splits, plenty of shirts and a good number of CDs too, so thanks to any twat who parted with money in support of the band. Anyway, eat shit and die, and I'll update this after the gig. Peace.

THE 7" IS FUCKING HERE YOU CUNTS!!

Yeah Luke wanted a border for this one? I think the chicken sells it to be honest.

One of the many boxes that came, and yeah Toecutter' do have a cover hah.

Proof that there is actually a vinyl under the nice art work. The Toecutter HC side is fucking sick.

Yeah so I've been home for like, I dunno' not even that fucking long. Maybe like half an hour ago? (I mean it's one minute past two in the morning, but the times on the account are fucked like.... I don't even know where they get that shit from.) Anyway, we've just got back from playing a SICK show with Wormrot in Birmingham basically. Nice one Sirius for putting on such an ace night, and yeah every band on the bill were proper safe which makes a change hah. Like, Gets Worse opened, follwed by Death Tripper, us (total shit as per usual, but some how people haven't realised yet), Atomck and then Wormrot obviously. Sadly Vicious Bastard couldn't play, but yeah Atomck replaced them on the line up which was cool anyway.

We started selling the split tonight, and yeah did really well on merch' tonight so we're all fucking happy with that. It was a loooong time coming, seeing as we started these recordings fuck.... Well, easily a year ago anyway, but yeah it's good to finally have them out. Brute! Productions in Thailand came on board, as did Placenta Recordings in America, Vulgar Records in Germany, Dickhead Records in Italy (Gio you're a fucking legend man), and we had the two UK labels too; Dead Chemists Records and Reduckulous Records. So yeah I mean, you shouldn't have any trouble picking up a copy hah. Toecutter HC will be selling some themselves and all, so yeah watch out for this shit at their shows too. We're playing Bristol with M.A.C. of Mad and BBYB tomorrow!! So aye, get the fuck down and buy some more of this shit; we're doing deals and blah de blah with the shirts and CDs.

Yes, that's Michael fucking Graves; he was a gent'.

Also, there is a picture of Abel, Amber, Jon (my aforementioned frail brother) and I, with Michael Graves. It's not really important in a band sense, but it is important in a FUCK YOU sense, because he's sick. This was taken in their band room jobber after the Marky Ramone show at The Fleece on Friday. My life is now that much more complete.

Anyway come to the show tomorrow at The Gryphon. Peace out, dicks.

SHIT GLASS YOU DICK HEADS!! UPDATE TIME!!

Cover by Amer 'Shibab' Shihab.

Released via Reduckulous Records and Malignant Manifestation Productions (all swine).

Oi oi!! Yeah so I didn't post again for a while; by now this is clearly a recurring theme. I make no apologies. Basically I totally forgot to announce it when the Blood God EP went on sale. We released the EP when we supported Grunt in Bristol on the 6th of April, so in timely fashion (as in, of a fashion which some how relates to time), here is the link for the first EP!!

http://reduckulousrecords.bigcartel.com/

There is also a link to purchase the Toecutter HC split 7" entitled 'Noise For Fuck's Sake' which sounds fucking HORRIBLE. It's sound though, so aye pick one up when it goes on sale; it should be released any day now, but fuck knows which day it'll be. In theory we'll have it in time for Wormrot, but that's only if the sleeves arrive tomorrow.... Which they might not. Some sick labels have come on board for this new release, but I'll detail them when it goes on sale. If you want to listen to the split before it comes on sale, you can do so on Dead Chemists Records' bandcamp page.

Here is a FABULOUS poster for the gigs we have lined up this month; there will probably be an alternative flyer at some point, but I can't for the life of me think why we'd need one.

Poster design by Harry 'the poster whizz' Bryan.

 There are a few other things; we have a new shirt design out, but I don't have any.... No tell a lie; I do have photo's. These will be sold at all upcoming shows, but as usual we have only done a limited run of 50, so once they're gone, they're gone. These are really good for cleaning your car windscreen with, so I'd advise buying one immediately.

Design by Jamie 'Necrowog' Willcox.

I don't think I have anything else important to report right now, other than that we're doing some sick shows soon. The Exhumed shows went really fucking well, though the Cattle Decap' one never happened which sucked. Like, we got booted off it basically; we probably aren't vegan, American, or gay enough to play with them, which is a shame, but fate or the booking agency meant it was not to be in the end.

Taken at The Fleece, Bristol by my small, frail brother, Wonathan.

Peace out, you boils on the face of humanity.

YET ANOTHER MINI-TOUR!! MERCILESS MARCH!!

So, I've been a massive dick and haven't updated this in ages. Fucking hang me why don't you?

Check out this new tour (of sorts) that we're doing this weekend....

Zac from Oblivionized knocked this together for us, so thanks.... You dick.

Also, I should have probably promoter the Unsu tour on here, but I didn't. Still, it was a fucking blast so thanks to everyone who attended. The guys were sound as fuck, so hopefully we'll have a chance to tour with them again sometime. SUCE MA BITE!! Here's the flyer in case anyone gives a shit....

Sick fucking tour, though the Kent gig got cancelled. GAY.

We also played a show with Rectal Smegma on Saturday in London at The Unicorn which was fucking sick (Gout also played plus a bunch of other cool bands like After the Last Sky and Foetal Juice). Cheers for everyone to coming to that, a happy birthday to Tony and a special thanks to anyone to crowd surfed or helped Abel crowd surf at the end of our set.... He's not as light as he once was.

Other boring stuff.... Ummm, right there are only TWO shirts left of the 'note breaker' design, and they're both small, so sorry fatties. We'll have a new design send to press soon though, AND our first EP is FINALLY being released on Reduckulous Records (based in Plymouth and run by Rich George; the soundest of all men to grace this Earth). So, watch out for that, and save up your monies!!

Peace fuckers.

So it begins anew....

 

If you live in Devon or Cornwall, and can honestly say you have anything better to be doing with your time than attending these gigs, then you're sorely mistaken, because either you live in A: Devon, or B: Cornwall.

Think of it as a well deserved rest from the reality that is your dull, dull, dull life. Murder of Crows are a great fucking band; if you're a fan of crust or D-Beat type shit in general, as well as grind obviously, then you should really be into them. Yeah, on the 14th we have a lazy day, so if you want fun times give one of us a shout via any one of the many band pages we have, for we are faggots. If anyone fancies putting us on, basically anywhere, then email harryprecision@hotmail.co.uk and we'll all do a dance.

New shirts in you mother fuckers!!

Design by me; Harry 'The Terrorist' Bryan (yes spelt with a 'y' you idiot Zac).

That's right; I said that you fuck mothers. What of it?

These shirts are gonna' be £6 and we've got 'em in an okay I guess range of sizes. If you want S to XL then you're covered; just give us a shout or heckle us at gigs. We've already sold like ten mind, thanks to our outing to The Gryphon last night (wheeey), so better snap 'em up quick as they only came on Friday hah.

Also, I forgot to promote it on here, but we did a gig at The George in Chipping Sodbury on the 29th of December just gone; was fucking class. Cheers to Adrian for filming it, Amer for getting us on the bill, and all the other bands who played, especially This Ends Here who we'll be playing more shows with very soon.

Right, now fuck off.