ITALY BITCHES!!

We're getting on a flight in like, well we're late now. Here's the poster!!

Check this out too!! http://dickheadrecords.wordpress.com/

Peace!! H.

FLYING OUT TOMORROW!!

Yeah so, soon enough we'll be flying out to Italy again to play our second gig there, this time a festival of some description. We'll check it out once we're there and report back; Gio from Dickhead Records sorted us out with everything out there, so check out their shit and send the guy horrific, explicit internet links. He's a fucking legend, and hopefully everyone else out there will be into us too.

Sadly Jamie can't make this show, which obviously is a pain in our collective balls, but either way it'll be a cool gig and we'll set up other shows there which I'm sure he'll be able to attend. What IS COOL, is that he's set us up with a Big Cartel jobber, so you can order anything we're selling online now, as well as ordering the shit from the labels directly (though I'd advise you use them first and foremost, as unlike us they're not shooting off out of the UK hah). Here's the link anyway:

http://mercilessprecision.bigcartel.com/

The M.A.C of Mad gig was totally awesome as well; thanks to everyone who showed up, danced about and commited random acts of violence, and BBYB were sound as well. Fuck you Andy, you flaking son of a whore for no showing the gig (which was why Bumsick didn't play), but cheers to Crainiation for opening and getting things off to a safe start. 'Teo, you did a wicked job promoting that gig with us; we will think of your soft, Italian hair while we are away. We shifted a load of the splits, plenty of shirts and a good number of CDs too, so thanks to any twat who parted with money in support of the band. Anyway, eat shit and die, and I'll update this after the gig. Peace.

THE 7" IS FUCKING HERE YOU CUNTS!!

Yeah Luke wanted a border for this one? I think the chicken sells it to be honest.

One of the many boxes that came, and yeah Toecutter' do have a cover hah.

Proof that there is actually a vinyl under the nice art work. The Toecutter HC side is fucking sick.

Yeah so I've been home for like, I dunno' not even that fucking long. Maybe like half an hour ago? (I mean it's one minute past two in the morning, but the times on the account are fucked like.... I don't even know where they get that shit from.) Anyway, we've just got back from playing a SICK show with Wormrot in Birmingham basically. Nice one Sirius for putting on such an ace night, and yeah every band on the bill were proper safe which makes a change hah. Like, Gets Worse opened, follwed by Death Tripper, us (total shit as per usual, but some how people haven't realised yet), Atomck and then Wormrot obviously. Sadly Vicious Bastard couldn't play, but yeah Atomck replaced them on the line up which was cool anyway.

We started selling the split tonight, and yeah did really well on merch' tonight so we're all fucking happy with that. It was a loooong time coming, seeing as we started these recordings fuck.... Well, easily a year ago anyway, but yeah it's good to finally have them out. Brute! Productions in Thailand came on board, as did Placenta Recordings in America, Vulgar Records in Germany, Dickhead Records in Italy (Gio you're a fucking legend man), and we had the two UK labels too; Dead Chemists Records and Reduckulous Records. So yeah I mean, you shouldn't have any trouble picking up a copy hah. Toecutter HC will be selling some themselves and all, so yeah watch out for this shit at their shows too. We're playing Bristol with M.A.C. of Mad and BBYB tomorrow!! So aye, get the fuck down and buy some more of this shit; we're doing deals and blah de blah with the shirts and CDs.

Yes, that's Michael fucking Graves; he was a gent'.

Also, there is a picture of Abel, Amber, Jon (my aforementioned frail brother) and I, with Michael Graves. It's not really important in a band sense, but it is important in a FUCK YOU sense, because he's sick. This was taken in their band room jobber after the Marky Ramone show at The Fleece on Friday. My life is now that much more complete.

Anyway come to the show tomorrow at The Gryphon. Peace out, dicks.